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The Covid Inquiry gets worse by the day – can no one take responsibility for anything?

The scientists are throwing bamboozled Boris under the bus, but their focus on flattening the curve ended up flattening a whole society

Chris Whitty, Boris Johnson and Patrick Vallance at a press conference during the pandemic
Chris Whitty, Boris Johnson and Patrick Vallance at a press conference during the pandemic Credit: Frank Augstein

I see they’ve had a fresh delivery of buses to the Covid Inquiry for the key players to throw Boris Johnson under. This week, it was the turn of the Brothers Grim, Sir Patrick Vallance and Sir Chris Whitty. Sir Patrick – “Pat” to his old medical chums – immediately launched into the former prime minister, saying he “last studied science at the age of 15 and would be the first to admit it wasn’t his forte”.

As anyone with a D in O-Level Biology would have been able to make better, more balanced decisions than Sir Patrick and Sage, the scientific advisory group for emergencies, this was not quite the slight he intended it to be. Being good at science and rubbish at being human was the problem.

One thing you can be sure this embarrassingly useless inquiry will not be concluding is that our pandemic policy was devised and implemented by a group of spectrummy males, many of them physicists, mathematical modellers and behavioural psychologists who would struggle to pick out their own child in a school photograph. They focused very narrowly on “flattening the curve” and ended up flattening a whole society.

For all his flaws, Boris is blessed with more emotional intelligence than the lot of them put together. Hence his irritating habit of querying “the science” and pointing out that if most people were dying of Covid at an age that was older than the average age of death then, hang on a mo, maybe it wasn’t such a clever idea to stop young people getting on with their lives? This heretical thought became known as “letting it rip”. It was actually plain common sense.

When Sir Pat told the inquiry that Boris was “bamboozled” by scientific data, my reaction was, “No wonder, given the nonsensical graphs you and Whitty showed him.” I’m convinced that the infamous Graphs of Doom, on display at the Downing Street press briefings whenever the public needed to be intimidated into another round of restrictions, seemed designed specifically to bamboozle.

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In his evidence, Sir Patrick accused Sir Chris of being a “lockdown delayer”. Funny how this fellow called Patrick Vallance, just 10 days before lockdown, gave an interview to BBC Radio 4 in which he articulated rather well the principles of herd immunity. “To try and reduce the peak, broaden the peak, not to suppress it completely. Also, because the vast majority of people get a mild illness, to build up some degree of herd immunity as well so that more people are immune to this disease, and we reduce the transmission at the same time as we protect those who are most vulnerable from it. Those are the key things we need to do.”

Yes, indeed. That is exactly what needed to be done, as Sweden proved. What a shame another fellow calling himself Patrick Vallance bottled it and ordered precisely the opposite.

Disgracefully, it was also Sir Patrick who was involved in quashing the Rule of Six exemption for English children despite the fact there was no “robust rationale” for the policy. The rule, which limited the number of people who could gather in one place, meant that families with more than two kids were effectively kept in lockdown. Scotland and Wales included an exemption for children under 12 but the UK government refused to implement a similar exemption in England until April 2021.

Can you believe it? Children were socially isolated for months on end while adult grouse hunters were exempt from the Rule of Six. You could say, therefore, that lockdown convert Sir Patrick Vallance bears some responsibility for an epidemic of teenage mental health problems, child speech delay, record school absenteeism and vast educational deficits, but you won’t hear that at the Covid Inquiry, where the wider trend is the abject failure to examine any of the scientists rigorously about their incredibly wrong lockdown assumptions.

Never mind, another bus will be along in a minute to throw bamboozled Boris under. 


Anti-Semitism march 

Huge thanks to the many thousands of you who signed the October Declaration to show our Jewish brothers and sisters that we have their backs at this deeply anxious time. I’m thrilled to say Suella Braverman just added her name to the list. She joins Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, Elaine Paige, Sir Tim Rice, Sir Tom Stoppard, Andrew Neil, Dame Maureen Lipman, Rachel Riley and many other brilliant people from all walks of life. 

Not too many Labour signatories so far. Rachel Reeves, the shadow chancellor did say that “a line has been crossed” but only after Labour MPs had Islamist mobs baying for their heads because they failed to vote for a ceasefire in Gaza. 

Surely, any decent person would agree a line had been crossed when the streets of London were filled with genocidal chanting that made Jews feel too scared to go into their capital city and anti-Western flags were waved by cronies of those foul fiends Hamas?

If you can, please join me, Toby Young, Laura Dodsworth and other members of British Friends of Israel on Sunday 26 November at the National Solidarity March Against Antisemitism in central London. Meet us at 1pm at the Queen Elizabeth Gate on Park Lane. 

We need at least 50 people to carry an October Declaration flag, one for each of the days in captivity endured by the hostages, including 10-month-old baby, Kfir Bibas, and Emily Hand who spent her ninth birthday this week with Hamas terrorists. This is the first national opportunity for people from around the country to get together and show their support for our wonderful Jewish community.

If you can’t make it, please sign the declaration and encourage others to do so at britishfriendsofisrael.org. It would be so lovely to see you, and for such an important cause.